Hollywood LOL Part 35

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"Today, Connor, Jc, Ricky and I are going to..." I started into my vlogging camera. I pointed it at them and they all looked up and said "TACO BELL!" smiling. I giggled and said "Yes we are going to taco bell. The happiest place on EARTH." I exaggerated. " "Wait, I thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth?"  Jc said, pushing his face into the camera. I shrugged as soon as Connor exclaimed "How can you vlog AND skateboard at the same time. What are you Houdini?" and laughed. "Tots." I said before I crashed into someone." Sorry. Guess I shouldn't vlog and skateboard." I said giggling. "Said Connor." Connor sputtered out, laughing uncontrollably."That's alright. Nice Camera." the girl I bumped into said with  thick Scottish accent. I looked up to see Alice, my old (actually nice) babysitter. "Oh my goodness! Jade Hudson is that you deary?" she exclaimed quietly. "Actually, it's Padilla now." I said, grinning. "Oh, you got adopted that's great!" she said and hugged me. "Guys, this is Alice, she is one of my old friends. She's actually 21 years old and is pretty handy with cameras and technologies. So if you want she can help with any tech problems." I rambled when I noticed Connor checking out Alice. I pushed her towards Connor and whispered to her "Stage 1: Get To Know" then walked away. They started to talk and walk towards the Taco Bell. By the time we got to the door, Connor had Alice blushing hard and he had his hands dug into his pockets. She was nodding frantically and giggling. She rushed to me and was trying her best not to scream. "I'll have Madison pick out the clothes for you." "How did you know?" Connor asked, coming up behind her and putting his arm around her waist starting her uncontrollable giggles. "Oh Connor, I know EVERYTHING." I said putting on my best creeper face and laughed evilly as I walked into the restaurant.

Love Isn't Real

Jade's POV

We were in the elevator when I suddenly blurted out; "Don't you ever get tired of Anthony, Kalel?" "What do ya mean?" she replied not looking up from her phone. "I mean, don't you ever NOT love him?" I said. Well that made her look at me. I regretted it immediately after I said it because we were in an elevator full of our friends, and she was touchy about the subject.I recognized her thinking face and waited patiently. She answered looking into Anthony's slightly nervous eyes and smiled. "No, not for a second. I completely believe  in true love and I think we have it." She then turned to me, "Don't you believe in true love?" "I stopped believing in true love a long time ago. What's the point? I mean, hate to burst your bubble princess, but it's all a fairytale. A myth to be exact. Stories of it have been passed on for years but it's just not true. Because the truth is, love is to much for a person. People can't love people. It's like it's not in their vocabulary. A human can't physically LOVE another human. They each have too many fatal flaws. Love is like (I took a deep breath and thought hard before saying) perfection. It's impossible, unreachable (I turned to my adoptive parents), and unachievable. Like I said (The door to the elevator opened), love is a myth. Like Bigfoot or the Queen of England." I lectured passionately. I walked out of the elevator first because everyone else was too stunned to even move. Dan raised a finger, ready to say something, but shook his head and grabbed my hand to walk out with me. As everyone followed, Connor (Franta) spoke up. "So, if love isn't real, then what do you think of all of us?" referring to my friends and family. "Just be glad I don't hate you." I replied smirking.

Hollywood LOL Part 34

Jade's POV

"Hello idiots of the universe, it is I, Jade Padilla. Here to tell you what is going on in my life, and why it sucks. Today I found out that the amazing Marcus Butler has a little sister. Her name is Madison, and she is the best! Madison has her own YouTube channel called TheScienceReject so make sure to check her out and subscribe. The link will be in the description below-zoes. But anyways, she and my other long-time-friend Mourn are hanging out getting to know each other and all of that pizazz. Howsoever, Marcus was screaming and jumping around like a little girl when I left the room. So, that's that. Tomorrow, we are all going to Disneyland. Please, if you are a fan, come with a camera and stalk us. We won't mind. So come to Disneyland and California Adventure Park with us and hang out! So, as the Looney Tunes say, That's all folks! Buh-bye!" I said happily. I was up editing and uploading for the next hour when Anthony came in. "Hey Mario, heard we were going to Disneyland tomorrow?' he asked with an eyebrow raised and a smirk placed on his lips. "Yup." I replied, oblivious to his actions. I looked up at him, surprised that he was with Kalel both of them now grinning like the complete idiots they are. "Anthony, Kalel, what's going on?" I asked, calling them by their names, which I rarely did. "Jade, Anthony's moving into a new apartment." Kalel said giggling. In surprise I accidentally fell off the bed. I heard both of them laughing as I got up laughing with them. "And you didn't tell me?" I asked grabbing my phone. "Sorry, MOM." Anthony said sitting next to me. "Very funny I said" my voice dripping with sarcasm. "Why thank you, I do make the best jokes." Anthony mocked and pushed me  backwards, making me fall onto the floor yet AGAIN.
(Sorry that I didn't just post a video of Jade's video, but I look nothing like Jade and I don't have a YouTube channel.)