Hollywood LOL Part 37

Connor's POV

"You're so mean!" Jade screamed. I rolled his eyes and served the coffee. "So, Alice. Tell us some stuff about you." Jc said. "Well, I graduated college this year. And then I came here to see the sights." Alice said.  "Taco Bell is a famous sight?" Jade asked sipping her coffee. "i was hungry." Alice said. Jade smirked. "I see, and apparently you were hungry for some Connor!" Jc yelled. "Ohh!" everyone yelled. I cocked up an eyebrow and looked at Alice. She was sitting up straight, legs crossed and smiling politely. She was wearing such a nice yellow and white plaid dress. She caught me staring and blushed. I gave her a quick wink then got up. "guys, you're so immature." I stated, grabbing more coffee. "It's why we're special." Jade said smiling. "Oh you're special all right, real special." Alice said shaking her head. Her thick Scottish accent was so adorable. I thoughtlessly poured her another cup of coffee. "Thank you, Connor." she said and sipped her cofee. While everyone else was talking in my living room, we got to know each other, eventually evolving into nice and strong relationship.

Hollywood LOL Part 36

 Jade's POV
I felt like 100 fans rush to me and Alice screaming. I hugged everyone of them and signed a bunch of things before that ran away screaming. "What's all this?" Alice asked, confused yet overwhelmed. "We're all big YouTube stars so this happens sometimes." I said over the screaming fans.After we were done signing stuff we all sat down to eat.
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We walked out and I accidentally bumped into someone. "What is it with you an bumping into people!" Jc laughed "Anthony?" I asked, confused. "What are you doing out here? It's WAY past your curfew!" he sad pretending to be mad. "It's 11:00 in the MORNING!" I said. "Oh yeah..." Anthony smiled. "I just came to see where you were!Is that wrong?" he laughed. I didn't reply so he said "Hello???" "I'm THINKING!" I yelled and cartwheeled away from him. "Show off." I rolled my eyes and said "Don't be a hater." I did a few more flips and stumbled around the apartment building laughing. "You seem drunk?" Anthony said suspiciously, holding me "I'm not drunk, I was just born this way." I said and bursted out into more laughter.
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I got back to the apartment and collapsed onto the floor. "Coffee?" Connor asked. I mumbled something he couldn't here. "What?" he said. "I said YES. You stereotype." I yelled and got up off of the floor. I felt something hit the back of my right shoulder to see a sugar packet. "Ouch." I giggled sarcastically, when he threw a full box of Pringles on the same spot. "OUCH!" I yelled. He smirked and sat down on the couch with coffee.

Hollywood LOL Part 35

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"Today, Connor, Jc, Ricky and I are going to..." I started into my vlogging camera. I pointed it at them and they all looked up and said "TACO BELL!" smiling. I giggled and said "Yes we are going to taco bell. The happiest place on EARTH." I exaggerated. " "Wait, I thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth?"  Jc said, pushing his face into the camera. I shrugged as soon as Connor exclaimed "How can you vlog AND skateboard at the same time. What are you Houdini?" and laughed. "Tots." I said before I crashed into someone." Sorry. Guess I shouldn't vlog and skateboard." I said giggling. "Said Connor." Connor sputtered out, laughing uncontrollably."That's alright. Nice Camera." the girl I bumped into said with  thick Scottish accent. I looked up to see Alice, my old (actually nice) babysitter. "Oh my goodness! Jade Hudson is that you deary?" she exclaimed quietly. "Actually, it's Padilla now." I said, grinning. "Oh, you got adopted that's great!" she said and hugged me. "Guys, this is Alice, she is one of my old friends. She's actually 21 years old and is pretty handy with cameras and technologies. So if you want she can help with any tech problems." I rambled when I noticed Connor checking out Alice. I pushed her towards Connor and whispered to her "Stage 1: Get To Know" then walked away. They started to talk and walk towards the Taco Bell. By the time we got to the door, Connor had Alice blushing hard and he had his hands dug into his pockets. She was nodding frantically and giggling. She rushed to me and was trying her best not to scream. "I'll have Madison pick out the clothes for you." "How did you know?" Connor asked, coming up behind her and putting his arm around her waist starting her uncontrollable giggles. "Oh Connor, I know EVERYTHING." I said putting on my best creeper face and laughed evilly as I walked into the restaurant.

Love Isn't Real

Jade's POV

We were in the elevator when I suddenly blurted out; "Don't you ever get tired of Anthony, Kalel?" "What do ya mean?" she replied not looking up from her phone. "I mean, don't you ever NOT love him?" I said. Well that made her look at me. I regretted it immediately after I said it because we were in an elevator full of our friends, and she was touchy about the subject.I recognized her thinking face and waited patiently. She answered looking into Anthony's slightly nervous eyes and smiled. "No, not for a second. I completely believe  in true love and I think we have it." She then turned to me, "Don't you believe in true love?" "I stopped believing in true love a long time ago. What's the point? I mean, hate to burst your bubble princess, but it's all a fairytale. A myth to be exact. Stories of it have been passed on for years but it's just not true. Because the truth is, love is to much for a person. People can't love people. It's like it's not in their vocabulary. A human can't physically LOVE another human. They each have too many fatal flaws. Love is like (I took a deep breath and thought hard before saying) perfection. It's impossible, unreachable (I turned to my adoptive parents), and unachievable. Like I said (The door to the elevator opened), love is a myth. Like Bigfoot or the Queen of England." I lectured passionately. I walked out of the elevator first because everyone else was too stunned to even move. Dan raised a finger, ready to say something, but shook his head and grabbed my hand to walk out with me. As everyone followed, Connor (Franta) spoke up. "So, if love isn't real, then what do you think of all of us?" referring to my friends and family. "Just be glad I don't hate you." I replied smirking.

Hollywood LOL Part 34

Jade's POV

"Hello idiots of the universe, it is I, Jade Padilla. Here to tell you what is going on in my life, and why it sucks. Today I found out that the amazing Marcus Butler has a little sister. Her name is Madison, and she is the best! Madison has her own YouTube channel called TheScienceReject so make sure to check her out and subscribe. The link will be in the description below-zoes. But anyways, she and my other long-time-friend Mourn are hanging out getting to know each other and all of that pizazz. Howsoever, Marcus was screaming and jumping around like a little girl when I left the room. So, that's that. Tomorrow, we are all going to Disneyland. Please, if you are a fan, come with a camera and stalk us. We won't mind. So come to Disneyland and California Adventure Park with us and hang out! So, as the Looney Tunes say, That's all folks! Buh-bye!" I said happily. I was up editing and uploading for the next hour when Anthony came in. "Hey Mario, heard we were going to Disneyland tomorrow?' he asked with an eyebrow raised and a smirk placed on his lips. "Yup." I replied, oblivious to his actions. I looked up at him, surprised that he was with Kalel both of them now grinning like the complete idiots they are. "Anthony, Kalel, what's going on?" I asked, calling them by their names, which I rarely did. "Jade, Anthony's moving into a new apartment." Kalel said giggling. In surprise I accidentally fell off the bed. I heard both of them laughing as I got up laughing with them. "And you didn't tell me?" I asked grabbing my phone. "Sorry, MOM." Anthony said sitting next to me. "Very funny I said" my voice dripping with sarcasm. "Why thank you, I do make the best jokes." Anthony mocked and pushed me  backwards, making me fall onto the floor yet AGAIN.
(Sorry that I didn't just post a video of Jade's video, but I look nothing like Jade and I don't have a YouTube channel.)

Hollywood LOL Part 33

I left and closed the door because I knew they were going to wanna talk in private. I joined the excitement, even though it died down a little."I just CAN NOT believe this." Madison squealed. She then stopped in her tracks to say, "Wait, I've never seen you before?" and pointed at Mourn. She looked embarrassed and so did I. But she boldly said "Hi, I'm Mourn. I'm 16 years old and a good friend of Jade's. And you are?" But then Mourn immediately got afraid again and shut her eyes tightly, bracing herself for pain. However, Madison stood up smiling and said "I'm Madison. I'm also 16 years old and a friend of Jade's. But you can just call me Maddy or Mads." Mourn beamed slowly and I could tell she felt relieved. They started to talk and get to know each other when I turned to Marcus. "So, your a new brother, huh?" I said and chuckled. "Yes. I was getting shots at the doctors office when they  found a blood match. I flew straight here when I heard the news. She was pretty excited. Still is... And so AM I!!!" he said and started to jump around like a little girl. I laughed and said "Did you tell her about your YouTube caree-whatever?" "Yeah, and turns out she has her own." "Oh that reminds me!" I said and ran to my room to set up for my weekly DemVlogsDoe videos.I started the video and began excitedly.

Hollywood LOL Part 32

 Jade's POV

After I finished a swift knock at the door came. I bravely got up to answer it. When I opened the door I saw Madison standing there and almost screaming with excitement. She came in and said "Marcus Butler is my long-lost BROTHER!!!!! HE'S GONNA ADOPT ME!!!!" I heard 4 "What???"s and a faint. Most likely from Mourn. "You mean Marcus Butler, as in the British Youtuber, really hot, Marcus Butler???" I said almost speechless. After I said that I could literally FEEL an eyebrow being raised from Anthony."YEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!" screamed Madison. Then, unsurprisingly, Marcus walked in. In the midst of it all I realized, Mourn had someone who loved her, Madison had someone who loved her, did I? Kalel must've noticed because she walked up to me and said "What's wrong, kitten?" Anthony saw to and led me and her into a room and quietly closed the door. They both sat down waiting patiently and ready to listen. I SWEAR these are the best parents in the WORLD. I smiled weakly and spilled out EXACTLY what was on my mind. "It feels like Madison has a family, MOURN has a family, but... do I have a family?" "Of course you do!" Kalel exclaimed worriedly and immediately. "W-What are you trying to say, Jade?" Anthony said quietly, and really equally as worried. I took a deep breath and said loudly "Why didn't my real parents love me, Anthony??" He was completely speechless, like I knew he would be. "I, um, I-I don't know Jade... Um..." He said scratching his arm nervously. Kalel smiled and said wisely "It doesn't matter why. Nobody really knows. But what matters is where you are now. I mean look at you. Your beautiful, smart, got a great family, a great career, and amazing friends. I think your doing pretty good without them." "Thanks for the cliche, but it just bothers me that the family that raised me didn't do it right." "I think they did. Like Kalel said, look at you now." Anthony said, finally recovering. I smiled and hugged them both. "Thanks guys. Your the best family any idiot could ask for." and came to the door. I turned the knob, but before I could walk out, Kalel asked me something. "Do you love us?" It would sound like she doesn't know or isn't sure, but she really was just kidding, and was expecting the goofy answer I always reply with to show that I'm in a good mood. "As much as a Smosher could love." I replied using my usual answer.

One-Shots: Anthony's Broken Little Girl

Anthony's POV
I woke up to pounding on the door. I got up and threw on a sweatshirt and started to sleepily walk towards the door. Gunshots started to fire, coming from down the hall. That's when I started to run. I thought it might be Ian or Kalel, and that they might be in trouble.The pounding wouldn't stop and it kinda started to give me a headache. I reached the door and swung it open, only to find that it wasn't Kalel. Or Ian. In fact, it was some random little girl. My fatherly instincts made me pull her inside and shut the door quietly just in case somebody dangerous was after her. The gunshots stopped soon after. I turned around to discover the little girl shaking all over. I put my hand up to give her a greeting, but I'm guessing it looked like I was going to hit her, so she flinched. I was definitely NOT the type to hit anyone, and from looking at her, she really needed to now that. So, I squatted down and gave her a hug. She stopped sobbing for a minute, seeming confused, but after she realized that I wasn't going to hurt her, she cuddled up to me and bursted back into tears. I carried er over to the couch and sat her down on my lap to let her lay on top of me. She ended up crying herself to sleep.
(OOC- Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that this is how Jade and Anthony met. The setting is in Tokyo, Japan, and Kalel is out in downtown, and Ian is still in Sacramento.Jade was about 14 here and she was really small. That's kind of why he called her a little girl.)

Hollywood LOL Part 31

 Mourn's Story

Mourn Hecox is an emo 16-year-old girl who was abused by her biological divorced parents daily from 3 to 15 years of age. She was abused in every way, sexually, mentally, physically, and even emotionally. She lived in Tokyo, Japan. When her neighbor caught the parents raping her, she was sent to an orphanage where everyone (kids, adults, EVERYONE) hated her for being weak. They took advantage of her fears (consisting of everything, since she was so damaged). She suffers from depression and panic attacks. Jade had come to the orphanage and helped Mourn. They became fast friends. Whenever Mourn was scared or hurt Jade was at her aid to save her from committing suicide or having people kill her. Mourn has grew stronger yet is still scared of most things. When Jade left for California, Mourn was scare out of her mind, but Jade told her to be strong, so she avoided everyone when possible. She promised Jade to never get into fights and she has kept the promise ever since Jade left. She planned to get jobs and save money to live in California with Jade and all of her friends. When she came, then she was immediately provided with ever-lasting friendships from the Smosh crew. Just 10 hours after she met Ian Hecox, he adopted her.

Profile:

Race: Japanese

Eye Color: Light Brown

Hair color: Brunette with rainbow tips

Height: 4’9

Weight: 90 lbs

Biological Family: Mary Novice (mother), Jean Novice (father)

Shoe Size: 5 ½ 

  So that's it., I guess." Mourn said, feeling embarrsed and ashamed of her life story. Jade looked at the expressions of everyones faces, and sighed. "I guess I should tell you my story to huh." she said with another sigh. Anthony nodded at her and went over to comfort her, along with Kalel. She took yet another deep breath then started.

Jade's Story

Jade is the aggressive (but still caring) adoptive child of Smosh. She has had a horrible past that only Mourn knows about. She was bullied in school, which is how she became aggressive. She is almost the definition of tomboy. She has her own skateboard, wears almost no makeup, and can’t stop wearing sneakers. Her interests include Pokémon, Mario, YouTube, music and sports. She is the captain of her baseball, soccer, football, and basketball team. She is on the swimming team at her local YMCA as well. She lives with Kalel and Anthony along with their cats, Buki and Pip. She has a blue-eyed Siberian husky puppy named Blaze. Her YouTube channels are called LilSlimShady and CittyCatCrazy. Her first channel (LilSlimShady) has over 8,000,000 subscribers. Her videos are her touring around the house and streets of her city, while rapping Eminem songs and dancing. She is known as the youngest person ever on YouTube, to reach over 5,000,000 subscribers. Her second channel (CittyCatCrazy) includes her doing miscellaneous challenges with different Youtubers, Connor Franta, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Tyler Oakley, and of course, Smosh. She also does vlogs every Friday. She ends all of her LilSlimShady videos with her dancing to Workin’ Day and Night by Michael Jackson.

Profile:

Age: 16

Race: Japanese, Caucasian

Eye Color: Ocean Blue

Hair Color: Black with fiery Red tips and streaks

Height: 5’1

Weight: 94 lbs

D/O/B: June 3^rd, 1998

Biological Family Members: Merriam Hudson (Mother), Christina Hudson (Older sister), Caleb Hudson (father)

Shoe Size: 7 ½

Friends: Anthony, Ian,  Shane Dawson, Felix and Marzia, Mourn, Leila, Madison, Marcus, Megan, Ryan, D-Trix, Toby, Mark, Lauren, Connor, Jc, Ricky, Kian, Andrea, Jenn, Melanie, LuMella (LuLu)

One Shots: Adopting Jade Murphy

I remember exactly how it happened. I was listening to Fall Out Boy when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my foster mom but instead it was someone I didn't expect at ALL. Anthony Padilla from the Youtubers SMOSH. I didn't realize how much h knew about me. Probably because my foster mom's boyfriend was Ian. After the day he first knocked on my door, we started hanging out together. Every morning he would wake me up with Jack in the Box. Then we went out to act like tourists and go sightseeing. He became my best friend. I was always kind of emo. I wore my hair just like Violet from the Incredibles. I wore a lot of dark colors. I never made friends. But one day Anthony did something I'll never forget. One morning he came late. He said that he had big news. He came into my room  and gave me a clipboard with papers I read the first sentences. It said:

ADOPTION PAPERS OF:

Jade Murphy

New Owner:

Anthony Padilla

"Who forced you?" I asked suspiciously. "No one. I want to adopt you." I smiled for the first time in a year. And from that moment on, Anthony raised me as a ten-year-old daughter. Iand of course helped out Anthony. They even joked that they wee gay somtimes. But I finally realized that some people loved me.

Anthony and Ian.

And I love them too.

Hollywood LOL Part 30

Ian's POV

I gave him a swift punch to the face and ran off the the kitchen with Mourn. I tossed Jade the knife (I was such a wuss and would hurt a fly). She caught it and went to deal with Mourn's dad. After she got back she said that he was "taken care of" and winked at Anthony. He nodded seriously and and we all gathered into the living room. We all sat down on the couches and chairs, anxiously staring at Mourn. Jade sat relatively close to her and she sighed. "Well, I have to tell you someday." And took a few deep breaths before starting.

(OOC- Hey guys, it's J@de here. Sorry for the cliffhanger, I just have to have my mom send me Mourn's story, cuz I kinda left it on the computer at her house. Stupid me. The next chapter should be up by Friday!! :D loves ya!)

Hollywood LOL Part 29

Ian's POV

I could tell by Anthony's expression that he was wondering where Mourn came from. I was wondering too, but I knew that she wouldn't tell a soul.I brushed it off easily and hugged Mourn back. We started talking about when the adoption date would be. That's when a knock on the dor came. "I'LL GET IT!!!" Mourn yelled in my face. I laughed the got up with her. When she answered the door I was still halfway there. On my phone. Then I heard her scream twice, once regularly loud and calling for help, and the other muffled. I ran to her in the nick of time to discover her biological dad  that she told me about...
OOC- Hey guys, J@de here. So I was wondering whether I should let Mourn be taken away and THEN be saved, or be saved now. I don't know which one so some feedback would be great! Thanks!

Hollywood LOL Part 28

Anthony's POV

After they pulled away Ian smiled warmly at her and then came over to me. I let him lead me into the office room. "What are they doing?" Jade asked. "Ian needs to talk to Anthony" Kalel replied beaming,  it was nice to know that there were people who knew me inside and out like that.  I shut the door quietly and shuffled my feet over to my desk chair. "What's up?" I said nervously.From the way that he was nervous I thought he was gonna tell me that he was getting married or something. "This is not about something that big man, chill." he said chuckling lightly. I let out a sigh of relief and laughed a little. Then he said "It's about Mourn. I kinds sorta think I wanna adopt her." "But you've only known her for 5 hours, dude." I said confused. ":I know, but i just..."Ian tried, failing in result of his own confusion. I chuckled and said "See what she really thinks of you, spend a little time alone with her, if she not afraid of you, or us, in 2 more hours,, then ask her if you can adopt her. That's my advice dude." I smiled and made the weirdest face possible  to cheer him up, and he laughed. I smiled a real smile and then opened the door to find EVERYONE in the room listening. Including Mourn. I was pretty surprised to see her reaction, because she grabbed the papers from Ian quickly. When she read them, she had wide-eyes, and sweaty hands. She looked back up at Ian and he gave off a nervous smile. We all thought that she would run away, but instead, she jumped on him for a hug.Everyone else awed and clapped. ut while doing so, I was thinking...we would all love to be her adoptive family and love her to death but,

Where's her real family?

Hollywood LOL Part 27

Anthony's POV

After the party, everyone went in the office room to just hang out, more or less. Everyone except Mourn. When Ian asked if she was coming, she just said "I'll catch up, I have to go to the bathroom." I looked at the living room, which was a complete and utter mess, but I knew that we would procrastinate and just clean it up later. I didn't really think that she was going to clean it up for us.. But while everyone was was in the middle of a conversation about a new video that we were thinking about doing (Guys Guide to Being Fit), we heard the vacuum turn on. Jade led everyone into the living room to find, Mourn cleaning. The room. The counters and tables were spotless, and she mopped the floor. She had just turned off the vacuum when Ian finally spoke. "W-What happened?" he stuttered out, confusingly. "Well, I cleaned the house, so you wouldn't have to. That what I usually do in foster homes, so I thought I should it here too." She said nervously. "Well, I mean, uh... Thanks. A ton. But you didn't have to..." Kalel tried, still utterly amazed. It was never as clean as this. "Oh no, cleaning the house is a lot of work, so I thought I would do it for you." Mourn said again, a little quieter. "That was really nice Mourn." Jade finally said. I then glanced in the kitchen and saw that it was clean too. I walked over there, without anyone noticing and what I saw was pretty shocking. There were 10 Coconut smoothies on the counter. They all had green straws, except for one which was black. Most likely for Jade. I thought. Wait a minute, there isn't one for Mourn. "You don't want a smoothie?" Ian asked. "Oh, um they're for you. I-I don't need one." she said and walked off to put away the vacuum. I kept wondering why she was so nice to everyone else in the world, but mean and cruel to herself. I started to talk to Jade about it, and Kalel jumped in with a helpful answer. "Maybe she was abused..."We walked out of the kitchen and into the living room where we saw Mourn hugging Ian. "
Awww!!" Kalel and Jade said mockingly to Ian. He gave them a hard glare, but glanced at me with that look. That  look that said "I need to talk to you..." But what about?

Hollywood LOL Part 26

After the party Everyone went in the office room to just hang out, more or less. Everyone except Mourn. When I asked if she was coming, she just said "I'll catch up, I have to go to the bathroom." I simply shrugged and went with everyone else. I looked at the living room, which was a complete and utter mess, but I knew that we would procrastinate and just clean it up later. But while everyone was was in the middle of a conversation, we heard the vacuum turn on. Jade led everyone into the living room to find, Mourn cleaning. the room. The counters ad tables were spotless, and she mopped the floor. She had just turned off the vacuum when I finally spoke. "W-What happened?" I stuttered out, confusingly. "Well, I cleaned the house, so you wouldn't have to. That was I usually do in foster homes, so I thought I should it here too." She said nervously. "Well, I mean, uh... Thanks. A ton. But you didn't have to..." Kalel tried, still utterly amazed. It was never as clean as this. "Oh no, cleaning the house is a lot of work, so I thought I would do it for you." Mourn said again, a little quieter. "That was really nice Mourn." Jade finally said. That's when I noticed Anthony was gone from the spot that he was in, right next to me. I looked in the kitchen , and there he was, looking absolutely surprised. I followed his gaze and saw 10 Coconut smoothies with green straws on every one, except for  one that was black. Most likely for Jade. I thought. Wait a minute, there isn't one for Mourn. "You don't want a smoothie?" I asked. "Oh, um they're for you. I-I don't need one." she said and walked off to put away the vacuum. I quickly regained the ingredients and made one just for her. When I asked Jade what her favorite color was, sh quickly replied with " Baby blue." and smiled at me. I got out the color of straw and plopped it in there. I served it to Mourn when she got back and said, "You don't need it, but you deserve it." I grabbed my own from the counter and sipped it for a minute. I walked back into the living room and was then surprised with a big hug from Mourn. She quickly let go before I could hug back though. I looked into her eyes, they were such a pretty light brown. "Thank you , for everything. No one has been this nice to me before." she said and smiled. "Maybe they should" I said as kindly as possible.  Yeah, maybe they should...